Kerrankin kunnollinen horoskooppi joka ei ole mitään ylioptimistista hömppää:

I am a Sagittarius (Jousimies).
(Also known as "Archer")
My Horroscope:
" Usually a Sagittarius will come off as a blissfully happy idiot. In most cases, this first impression will prove accurate. His moronic enthusiasm cannot be dampened by anything - not even by a cinder block falling on his head.
After talking to a Sagittarius for five minutes, you will want to kill him quickly but painfully.
From the early age, a Sagittarius will have developed the infuriating habit of forcing his stupid ideas and his company onto anyone who might so much as walk by.
An aggressive optimist, a Sagittarius will require a lot of work in a relationship.
He usually makes a habit of inventing stories and lying outright, which he rationalizes by what he thinks are good intentions.
A Sagittarius usually loves crouds and loud social situations, as well as any place where he can enjoy a meal and a drink without paying for them."
Kirjoittanut soopa 17.06.03 10:32