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While I was at Bletchley he took part in the first interrogation of a prisoner of war from the German Air Force. This was a lieutenant who had been shot down during the attck on our warships in the Firth of Forth on 16th October 1939.
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They had a preliminary meeting together, and decided that the first thing they had to do was to establish a moral superiority over the prisoner. They were to sit on one side of a long table, and the prisoner was to be marched in and stood to attention between two guards as members of the interrogation panel fired questions at him. When they had settled themselves down, the door was thrown open and and the prisoner marched in. He was a typical product of Nazi success. His uniform was smart, his jackboots were gleaming, and his movements executed with German precision. As he came to the centre of the room he was halted and turned to face the panel. No sooner had he executed his turn than he clicked his heels together and gave a very smart Nazi salute. For this the panel were unprepared, and none more so than Josh, who stood up as smartly, gave the Nazi salute and repeated the prisoner's "Heil Hitler!" Then, realizing that he had done the wrong thing, he looked in embarrasment at his colleagues and sat down with such speed that he missed his chair and, to the prisoner's astonishment, disappeared completely under the table.

- R.V. Jones: Most secret war